Hot for B'wana!

Okay, so I've always had a 'jungle' thing.

(Which is different from 'Jungle Fever'...

not that there's anything wrong with that!)



from ArtisticAvenjer.blogspot



Call it the 'Call of the Wild,

or maybe the great unknown..

(loin cloths are very mysterious,

don'tcha know...and the imagination

is key to sexuality...)

...but there's just something special

about a half-naked hot guy running

around the woods whumping on his bare chest!

(Mmmn! This cosplayer is super

fine with his tight, white little self!
Holler!)

(Thanks to firestormfan for these pics!)

Wooooow!

I guess it's the primal edge,

the unleashed masculine essence of it...

Maybe it's just the close proximity to

the skimpy wrestlin' outfits whose

evocative imagery ruled my Saturday

nights and mornings!

Hell...blame it on Ron Ely...

that sexy bastard!

Straps between his legs...

don't give me any ideas!

Ripped, ready, and roaring!

Nice.

Yes, I think that does me up

just fine, thank you!

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Sexy...but WRONG! (Well, guilt-inducing, at least!)

Well, damn that talented Fernando Blanco for

making me lust after undead fictional clones

in the first damned place! (Hey, if it weren't

for all the cannibalism, Hyperion Jr. here

would be just fine!)

So, here's one of those things I never figured out,

and it was a little bothersome whenever I saw a smoking

hot muscle-man cover of "Prime."

Is the little boy transformed into the adult male form,

or is he trading spaces like Shazam or Captain Marvel?

And if it is still a little boy, is he shifting in age or

just appearance? Cuz it's kind of unsettling to know

it's a little kid trapped in a sexy man's body.

Well, it started out nice, but like

most men, he turned out to be a monster!

Vintage Comics Softcore

NOTICE: This blog entry contains nudity!
(Woo-hoo!)

Just a little recognition for the artful

beauty of simpler times. A little goes

a long way, don'tcha know?

Man do I love the power of innuendo!



Dang! He poked it clean through ya!




Boy that's beautiful!



You don't say!?

(Well, the government has had a lot

of experience with this, so...)



Hall and Oates did a song about him!

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